Why yes Alice, there's your problem right there

Turns out, McDonald's French Fries are more fattening than we previously thought. See, it's not our fault. We really are the victims here. All those french fries we ate and all those pounds we gained were the result of faulty testing. We shouldn't feel guilty, after all how could we know that starchy potatoes drenched in grease and covered in salt were bad for us? Don't believe me?
Read it for yourself.